guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy)

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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

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voodoomooncakes:

alchemist-rising:

itssexualhour:

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

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watch me swooce right out

(Source: itssexualhour)

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youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

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unclefather:

Grandma’s going to heaven 

unclefather:

Grandma’s going to heaven 

(Source: raffaroffa)

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